Here's one for you:
"Among all mankind
There's a stench of rotting waste
You're such an asshole." --Pig Head
Here's one from you:
"Roses are red, violets are blue . . .
Why don't you just blow me?" --J-Z
Nice try, J-Z. We'll keep it in the collection and you can EAT ME. Thanks for playing!
Submit your own Haiku Eff U--use the handy form below.
We'll read it. Maybe share it. Probably not.